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ok so i really needed to let you know that i read your name as "dick gumshoe scon fettish reader" insted of "dick gumshoe confetti shredder" so i was stunlocked for 5 straight minutes thinking "what in the everloving fuck is a "scon fettish" and why is this mutual reading so much of gumshoe in it"

that's it have a good day

thank you, when i was trying to come up with my username, i wanted it to have a tumblr vibe, so made it a long string that made an oddly specfic reference to something i love (in the phoenix wright trilogy, at the end of every case you win, it rains confetti and it’s shown at the end of one case that your detective friend, dick gumshoe, is the one throwing it!)

my intention was not to make people do a double take, it even made me double take the more i saw it! as soon as i noticed that side effect, it only made me feel like the name was more perfect!!

have a good day too c:

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

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brother dubious

Anonymous asked:

What would you do if you found out your Girlfriends guilty pleasures were South Park, Attack On Titan & Helluva Boss? Since she would be problematic, would you break up with her, cancel her, both, or something far worse?

It's truly hypocritical how you liberals abandon your "morals" and harasses & beat down others because of inconsequential & meaningless interests. You people don't care about a better & enqual future for all, you never have. All you ever do is sit like vultures & wait for your prey so you can tear them to shreds. All "cancelling" is is an excuse to justify mob mentality.

sorry i just had to post this, this is the funniest ask ive ever gotten LMAO

joy if i ever ask you to watch south park with me i want you to kill me ok

Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”

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